Valentines Day Jokes

Valentines Day Jokes and Funny Sayings, Messages

“Today is Valentine’s Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!” - Jay Leno

I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine’s day. Like open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, or plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning. Guys, it’s these little thoughtful things you can do to have a marriage such as mine.

“Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.”

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
- Rita Mae Brown

I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentines Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. ~Author Unknown

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~Author Unknown